I take my hat off to
the management of Newmarket Racecourse. It's difficult to believe
that anybody could spend the massive amount of money (£15 Million)
that they have on designing and constructing a new Grandstand, and yet
when it's finished it turns out to be inferior to it's predecessor.
So
what's wrong with it then? Well, for a start, the amount of viewing
space for paying patrons of the Members and Tattersalls enclosures has
been reduced by 50%. In the old Grandstand you could go up to the
second level and get an excellent view of the course from the viewing steps
there. Yet it still costs the same as it did before to get in, surely
the price of admission to Members and Tattersalls should be reduced by
50% as the facilities have been. The Grandstand itself is huge, and
there's plenty of space in the upper levels, but it's all reserved for
the toffs and corporate hospitality and members of the Jockey club.
The only viewing space
available to Members and Tattersalls patrons is nineteen
steps at the bottom of the Grandstand, so if you get on the very top step
you might just be able to see the tops of the jockeys helmets as they cross
the finishing line. Provided you're reasonably tall that is, because
the steps slope up very gradually, so even the top one isn't particularly
high. There is a giant screen of course, but if I wanted to watch
the finish on a screen I'd stay at home and watch it on the television.
A racing magazine which I read this week had a guide to Newmarket racecourse
in it. When discussing the new grandstand they claim that Newmarket
is a natural amphitheatre and gaining height is not important - absolute
cobblers. Places like Cheltenham and Towcester are, but Newmarket
most definitely isn't.
On the plus side (yes,
there is a plus side), the head on grandstand, which was previously off
limits is now partly available to members patrons. You can get up
a bit higher in this stand but watching head on is not ideal and is a poor
substitute for a decent side on view.
It also has to be said
that the inside of the new grandstand is very nice, with lots of places
to get a bet on, but getting a bet on was never a problem when the old
grandstand was up. There are plenty of refreshment
outlets as well, which makes me think that the designers of this grandstand
have got their priorities wrong. I consider myself to be a fairly
typical racegoer, and the main reason I go to a racecourse is to watch
racing. I just want to look at the horses in the parade ring, get
a bet on, and watch the race from a decent viewing position. I obviously
want refreshments as well, but I don't want to stand around all afternoon
drinking, if I want to do that I'll go to a pub. That's what this
new grandstand (or at least the small part of it that the general public
are granted access to) resembles, a large sports bar with a few viewing
steps outside just in case anybody wants to watch the racing live and not
on one of the numerous screens inside.
Lack of viewing height
is not the only problem of course, the amount of space available has also
been roughly halved, so on days such as Champions Day it's going to be
a bit of a crush, it was bad enough on the inadequately small July course
last year, but this promises to be a whole lot worse. They could
limit the crowd obviously, but they won't do that as they clearly aren't
worried about facilities for normal paying punters, and they'd take less
money wouldn't they. Punter friendly courses like Cheltenham limit
the crowd on the biggest days to make you more comfortable, but then again
Cheltenham is a National Hunt course and therefore isn't run by selfish
snobs.
I'm certainly not the
only one that is disattisfied with the new grandstand, it's had nothing
but negative reviews since it opened, and not just from commoners like
yours truly either. I was there on 2000 Guineas day and overheard
some posh annual members moaning. One of them was a big fat woman
with more facial hair than the entire Maktoum family put together.
"Disgraceful" she said, "this is supposed to be the best course in England".
I don't know how she reached that conclusion, because thanks to this grandstand
fiasco it isn't even the best course in Newmarket. I used to think
the Rowley course was better than the July course, but that is no longer
the case.
I have long held the
opinion that flat racing is ruled by a bunch of upper class twits who treat
normal paying punters with about as much respect as dog dirt, and this
shambles only serves to reinforce that opinion. They reserve all
of the best facilities for themselves and the rest of us have to make do
with the scraps from their table. Attending meetings at some flat
racing courses makes you feel like Oliver Twist going up to Mr Bumble and
saying "Please Sir, can I have some more?", you get the impression they
would rather you weren't there so that they could have the place to themselves.
Well, if they keep on treating the paying public with such disdain they
may soon get their wish, and with the subsequent loss of revenue maybe
they'll end up regretting it.
*Update*
Like many other racegoers,
I visited Newmarket once since the new grandstand was opened, and hated
it so much that I haven't been back since.
However, this season
the management of Newmarket racecourse (not the same gormless management
that cocked up in the first place I hasten to add), acknowledged that the
whole thing had been a big mistake and decided to allow members and tattersalls
patrons access to the previously off limits second tier. So everything
is just like it was before, right? WRONG !
For a start, virtually
the whole of the second tier consists of seating. Five big wide steps
with the seats on them at the front, and four narrow steps for standing
at the back. I personally prefer to stand, but if I did want to sit
I'd have been disappointed, because most of the seats are reserved for
annual members or the press. Which leaves everybody else to crowd
onto the four narrow steps at the top. Not only are they narrow,
they aren't steep enough either. This is less of a problem for me
as I'm fairly tall, but shorter people are going to struggle to see over
the person in front of them (unless that person is a dwarf).
Another huge problem
is access. There are two ways to gain access to the second tier.
The most obvious way is to go up the escalators at the back of the grandstand,
but the problem with that is that to get to the viewing steps you have
to go through the bars, which are inevitably packed out.
The other way is up
the staircase at the side, which is a lot easier, but is so well concealed
you'd never know it was there unless you happen to find it by accident
like I did. Maybe they'd prefer that we didn't find it, because I
got the distinct impression that us ordinary punters weren't all that welcome
up there.
Yet another problem
is complete lack of atmosphere. As most of the people up there are
sitting down, and in most cases don't look like the sort of people that
get excited very often (boring old gits in other words), they're obviously
not going to generate much of an atmosphere. To be honest, I've been
to funerals with a better atmosphere than there was up there on 2000 Guineas
day. Compare that to something like the Cheltenham festival where
the roof nearly comes off the grandstand during the finish of every race.
The management of Newmarket
racecourse would be well advised to take a trip to Warwick and have a look
at their new grandstand. Plenty of room, easy to get in and out of,
offering an excellent view of the course, and a lot better than the one
that it was put up to replace. Everything that Newmarket's grandstand
isn't really.
In conclusion, Newmarket's
grandstand is representative of flat racing in general, expensive, flashy,
but ultimately soulless and aimed at the upper classes. Well they
can have it, because that was my last ever visit to Newmarket, and I can't
say I'll miss it.
|