Do you know what makes
me Really bloody angry?
Bad
course design, that's what. There are too many examples of
this to mention, but the worst that I have experienced is the members grandstand
at Doncaster. Or to be more precise, the f*****g ridiculous location
of the Hyperion bar on the ground floor. If you've never been there,
to get out of the upper level of the grandstand and to get to the bookies
or the parade ring, you have to go down the stairs or escalator (they come
out in the same place), and through a large set of doors and up some steps.
Simple in theory, but in practice, that whole area is full of brain dead,
f*****g inconsiderate yuppie w*****s who stand in large groups outside
the bar and block the entrance. Once you've fought your way through
those tossers, you're bloody well confronted with more of them outside
blocking the steps and the exit from the members enclosure. The moron
who decided to put that bar there should be strung up by his b******s from
the top of the grandstand.
In the racecard on
St Leger day it said that they are going to rebuild the grandstand, let's
hope they make a better bloody job of the new one and put the bars at the
back of the grandstand, because let's face it, the people who spend the
afternoon in there aren't even slightly interested in the racing so they
don't need to be anywhere near the course. Pretty f*****g obvious
really isn't it?
Probably
the best known example of bad design is the millennium grandstand at Newmarket,
but due to the fact that I've covered it in detail elsewhere on this website,
and also due to the fact that the management at Newmarket have accepted
that it sucks and are implementing changes to make it more user friendly,
I won't bother discussing it here.
Another thing that
I find bloody annoying is grandstand roofs that don't stick out far enough.
Stratford is one of those that springs to mind, the new tattersalls grandstand
at Newbury as well. I've never been to Carlisle, but I hear that
their grandstand has the same problem. When I've paid good money
to enter a racecourse, I don't expect to get f*****g wet when I'm standing
in the grandstand watching the race. Is that really too much to bloody
well ask?, I don't think so. Pillars along the front are another
bloody irritating feature in some grandstands. The tattersalls grandstand
at Nottingham being one of the worst examples, and the ones at Cheltenham
are bloody intrusive as well.
A further example of
bad course design would be the "redevelopment" of Kempton. Am I the
only one who thinks that it was better as it was before? The grandstand
is no bloody better inside or out, in terms of viewing or facilities, and
why did they resite the parade ring to such an inconvenient position?,
not inconvenient so much for punters as for trainers. The parade
ring and pre-parade ring were next to each other before and the parade
ring was adjacent to the course. Now though, horses have to be taken
up a long narrow walkway from pre-parade to parade, and back again to get
out onto the course afterwards. Not ideal for nervous two year olds
having to be taken down a long narrow walkway thronged with people is it.
It's bloody obvious why they did it though, it's so that the tossers in
the corporate hospitality areas in the upper levels of the grandstand can
see the parade ring without having to get up off their fat arses, as if
they are bothered about the f*****g horses anyway.
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